Corporation details - A-Clinic [ALK0]
Alliance: None CEO: JurP0
Kills: 155 HQ:
Losses: 36 Members: 19
ISK destroyed: 67.13B Shares: 1000
ISK lost: 3.82B Tax Rate: 5%
Efficiency: 94.61% Website:
We are not alcoholics
We are only drunks
Alcoholics go to meetings

Be Drunk and Fly...

Public chan A-Klinikka

The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss to allow alcohol.
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
10 Most recent kills
Ship type Victim Final blow Location
[ Frigate]
Smile 'n' Wave
Kinakka (0.4)
I: 6 C: 0
[ Cruiser]
Villore Accords
Kinakka (0.4)
I: 6 C: 0
[ Heavy Interdiction Cruiser]
Pynekastoh (0.2)
I: 10 C: 0
[ Battlecruiser]
Free Range Chikuns
Hirri (0.3)
I: 10 C: 0
[ Command Destroyer]
Free Range Chikuns
Hirri (0.3)
I: 10 C: 0
[ Capsule]
6-4V20 (0.0)
I: 6 C: 0
[ Heavy Assault Cruiser]
6-4V20 (0.0)
I: 7 C: 0
[ Cruiser]
Solyaris Chtonium
YI-8ZM (0.0)
I: 7 C: 0
Mobile Small Warp Disruptor I
[ Mobile Warp Disruptor]
Trigger Happy.
IMK-K1 (0.0)
I: 3 C: 0
[ Battleship]
Teimo (0.3)
I: 15 C: 0
10 Most recent losses
Member Pilot Statistics for All-Time
Pilot Name Kills ISK (B) Losses ISK (B) Efficiency

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